Ninja call

CALLING ALL NINJAS! you need to know the ninja call if you want to be a ninja. Here's how you do it: RAPIDLY FLING YOUR ARMS IN VARIOUS DIRECTIONS WHILE DEFYING GRAVITY!

In other words, go crazy with your arms and jump up and down. :)

Your ninja name

Every ninja needs a ninja name! All names must end in the word ninja. For example:

Black ninja
Dark ninja
Shadow ninja
Agile ninja
Fire ninja
Dragon ninja
Owl ninja

The secret ninja walk

To do the secret ninja walk, you must bring your arms close to your body and pretend you have shrimpy short arms, like a t-Rex. Then you walk by kicking your leg up to your buttox, one at a time. You can go fast or slow- your choice!

Ninja

Second step is always make weird obnoxious noises when hitting something or someone. For example:

HWWWWWWAHHHHHHhhhhhhh
kaarrrrrrrrrrrGHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
HHHHHHHHHHAchhhhhhaAaaAaAaaAAAaa
KkkkUUUUNNNNCHHIIIIINJNJIIIIKI

hope this helps :)

How to eat like a ninja!

First off, ALWAYS EAT BREAKFAST! Breakfast is the most important meal.
Breakfast: toast, apple, orange juice
SECOND OF ALL, eat lunch! (unless your too busy kicking some bad guys butt)
Lunch: apple, mac'n'cheese, sandwich, and juice or soda
Then DINNER!!!!
Dinner: pizza, v8 juice, blueberries, and an apple

AS you have noticed, apples are a very important part of a ninjas life.

Remember, eat like a ninja!